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[SIZE=4][COLOR=purple]An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with
three main words: green, pink and yellow

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow

I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow

a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: “I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green green”, I “pink” up the phone and I say “Yellow”